(I just slipped majestically on a puddle of water while typing this)
1. maybe they should rename it slip-flops
2. I grazed my toe, literally opened (wound) toe footwear
3. I slipped 3 times which gave me mini heart attacks and tummy flips like those you get on roller coasters (yay to free entertainment)
I think the list should end here. My life is in danger. I need a better pair of flip-flops.